A woman buys a plastic shelving unit at our auction. She calls her husband to bring the truck. He grumbles something about a
game, a beer and a couch, but reluctantly shows up. His dark mood normally preceded his arrival, so she braced herself. After 10 minutes
of his whining, she throws the shelf against the driveway. From the top of the shelf tumbles a twirling, whirl of gold. Spinning in
a sparkling circle, it finally spins to a stop and lands at his feet. He picks it up and says, "delivery fee." Value of the gold coin,
$500 dollars. Moral of the Story: Stop your whining.
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Bruce Scott Auctions & Real Estate Sales
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